Rated PG-13

On our way home from Tucker's sports class this was the conversation in the van:
Tucker: Mom, Rylee kicked me.
Rylee: Mom I just kicked him in the n___!
Mom and I about passed out! Of course I did correct her after I finished laughing.

Another Conversation with Me and Rylee:

Rylee: Mom, You are a big, fat chicken
Me: Rylee, I wish you would not say that
Rylee: What mom
Me: I wish you would not use the word fat
Rylee: Why?
Me: Because calling someone fat could hurt their feelings
Rylee: So can I say Big
Me: Yes, Rylee
Rylee: Can I say chicken
Me: Yes, Rylee
Rylee: Ok mom, you are a big chicken!!!